Skeleton Charcuterie Meat Cheese (Printer View)

A playful board of meats, cheeses, and snacks arranged as a skeleton. Ideal for Halloween entertaining.

# Components:

→ Meats

01 - 5 oz prosciutto
02 - 5 oz sliced salami
03 - 3.5 oz spicy chorizo, sliced
04 - 3.5 oz mortadella

→ Cheeses

05 - 5 oz brie, cut into bone shapes or wedges
06 - 5 oz white cheddar, sliced into rectangles or sticks
07 - 4.25 oz mozzarella balls (bocconcini)
08 - 3.5 oz goat cheese, rolled into small balls

→ Crackers & Bread

09 - 3.5 oz water crackers
10 - 3.5 oz breadsticks
11 - 3.5 oz baguette slices (use gluten-free if needed)

→ Fruits & Vegetables

12 - 1 cup black grapes
13 - 1 cup green grapes
14 - 1 cup baby carrots
15 - 1 cup cucumber slices
16 - 1 cup cherry tomatoes

→ Accompaniments

17 - 1/2 cup green olives
18 - 1/2 cup black olives
19 - 1/4 cup cornichons
20 - 1/4 cup fig jam
21 - 1/4 cup whole grain mustard

# Method steps:

01 - Select a large wooden board or platter to serve as the surface for your display.
02 - Form the skeleton’s skull and bones using brie or mozzarella balls for the head, cheddar rectangles for ribs, and goat cheese balls for joints.
03 - Create the skeleton’s body and limbs by layering prosciutto, salami, chorizo, and mortadella. Fold or roll the meats to add visual texture and variety.
04 - Use breadsticks and baguette slices to mimic bone shapes for the skeleton’s arms and legs.
05 - Arrange black and green grapes, as well as olives, to represent eyes and facial details for the skeleton.
06 - Position baby carrots, cucumber slices, and cherry tomatoes around the board to outline the skeleton or fill in empty spaces, enhancing color and freshness.
07 - Place water crackers, cornichons, fig jam, and whole grain mustard in small bowls or along the edges of the board as desired.
08 - Refine the arrangement to emphasize the skeleton outline and fill remaining gaps. Present immediately.

# Expert Advice:

01 -
  • Great for parties and makes a show stopping Halloween centerpiece
  • No cooking or special skills are required
  • Easy to make gluten free or vegetarian for guests
  • Pairs salty savory and sweet flavors in every bite
  • Kids and adults will both crowd around and customize their plates
02 -
  • Naturally gluten free if you use GF breads and crackers
  • Great source of protein and calcium
  • Completely customizable for picky eaters or allergies
03 -
  • Splurge on at least one nice cheese and one specialty meat to make the flavors pop
  • Always start arranging cheese and meats first then fill in with smaller vegetables and pickles
  • Keep toothpicks on hand for moving little details like the skeleton face or lining up grapes for “bones”
  • Remember the best boards are about fun not perfection so get creative and adapt it to your own style
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